Keeper of the Holy Notepad &
Mistress of Holy Beautification
Great Maker of Spherical Happiness
Artistic Provisioner & Psychiatric
Technowhatzicologist & Webhead
Goddess of Words & Wisdom
Scruncher of the Fonts of Behemoth
Pontificator of Mystical Secrets
Secret Society of
Supreme Deity & Creator of the Holy Pen
Keeper of the Holy Pen Which Signs Checks
Mystic Rulers of Worldly Power
High Goddess of the Mystic Rulers
Wielder of the Most Powerful 800 Number
Great Humble Saviors & Bringers of Mana
Most Powerful Provider of Bubbly Liquid
Holy Avatars of Those Not Mentioned Above
Most Powerful Thanks To
TOP TEN REJECTED WEB SLOGANS FOR SIMUTRONICS GAMES
10. GemStone IV, DragonRealms, Modus Operandi, CyberStrike... They're just a bunch of stupid games, but hey... some people seem to like em.
9. Feeling webbed? Come play GemStone IV and get untrammeled!
8. Simutronics Lotsa-Player Games Network: Lotsa Games, Lotsa Players.
7. Only Teiro could be responsible for bringing Simutronics to the web!
6. Simutronics Games: Our screen scroll is 20% faster than the other games!
5. She's like way way kewl! Talk about cute... huh? Oh... I thought you said Deb Slogans.
4. Simutronics SUPER SONIC! Hey yeah! SUPER SONIC!
3. Play Simutronics games on the web and get Unlimited use of the SMILE verb!
2. Only you can prevent forest fires... by staying home and playing Simutronics Games!
1. It was a dark and stormy night. We were surfing the web trying to find something cool. Then suddenly a shaft of scintillating light pierced the screen and struck the ground in front of me! The beam of light then exploded in a shower of sparks and a young man was standing in its place. He then smiled and said, "Hi. I'm David Whatley, CEO of Simutronics. Wanna play one of my games?"
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