"The Council
of Light? Uncle CoL? Many whisperings are heard about this society,
if in fact it is even a society at all. Accounts continuously
arise from people who've encountered everything from overheard
code words to tales of strange encounters with its members.
It's said to be a secret society, and little is known about
this possible non-existent entity. Incautious adventurers
who ask too many questions are said to be "taken care
of" permanently. While obviosly nonsense, it still should
be stated that the reports of such events often arise.
Lately, in fact, rumors have abounded about strongarm tactics
and open displays of aggression. Of course, these are all
rumors. In fact, I shouldn't be spreading them. It's all ficticious.
Of course there's no CoL. Forget what I just said. I was joking
about the whole thing. Heh heh, erm...heh."