[404 Room, File Not Found]

You are in a blank, featureless room with two pieces of shiny green lawnchair furniture and a stuffed penguin. A crudely painted sign on the wall announces in bold black-on-white lettering: 404 - FILE NOT FOUND! Despite the lack of amenities, there do appear to be several exits leading away from here. Somewhere in the distance, you can hear the sound of music -- light and jazzy -- playing.
Obvious exits: home, back the way you came (try the link again).

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